Massacre at the Grammer School ... Brought to you by Lunesta

Oh ... to be employed at the network vid chop shop.
The pace must be absolutely FRANTIC!

The splash screen logos!
The WHOOSH sound effects!

More of our non-stop festival of blood, gore and evil guns in a moment, but first ...
A word from our sponsor!

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C'mon Sheeple!

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Never mind those pesky mandated "black box" side-effect warnings. It's only a sleeping pill! You should be glad your not taking something for depression! Now ... back to our program!