Having discussed alternate housing options with him in the recent past, he sent this along ...
Are you still dreaming of tiny houses? 100 s.f. McMansions? Pfffft! Dreaming of having one hundred whole square feet to oneself, it's like a capitalist thought crime. How many of those enormous square feet are stolen from the Proletariat? The aspiration of it reeks of greed.
Here is what you need: dumpster home
Thank you Sir. May I have another?